“I’m thirty-seven–I’m not old!”

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Yes, I really have been waiting years to be able to use that quote. It feels weird to say that I’m pushing 40 now…But as of today, I am officially in my “late” thirties. I know I’m an oddball, but I think back to when my mom was this age, and she seemed to be so much more mature and wiser than I feel–And that would’ve been coming from my perspective as a 15-year-old brat. Maybe it’s because I had the bambino so much later in life–My mom was 22 when I was born. I dunno. And for all I know, my mom didn’t have it as together as I thought she did!

But anyway…Enough of my waxing philosophical. I waffled about bringing something to work for my birthday…In our department anyway, we bring our own stuff if we choose to celebrate. I usually bring enough other treats during the rest of the year that I sometimes don’t bother with bringing anything on my birthday. This year, I chose not to bring anything. I did make Pumpkin Cupcakes with Browned Butter Cream Cheese Frosting, just for the heck of it (that and Jay mentioned that we didn’t really have anything around the house to snack on):

And I’m glad I did. But I’m also on this meringue buttercream kick these days, so for my greedy little self, I opted for something different. Because je suis français, I settled on chocolate cake with French buttercream.

I’ve become a fan of the Swiss Meringue Buttercream as of late–It’s SO silky and smooth, and works GREAT for cupcake decoration. I haven’t tried an Italian Meringue Buttercream yet, but that’s basically the same as the Swiss, but with a slightly different cooking procedure. French buttercream involves egg yolks, rather than egg whites. Much richer, thanks to all the fat in the yolks and butter, but looked so so creamy and delicious. I happened to find a recipe on Fifteen Spatulas for Almond-Flavored French Buttercream, and since I like chocolate and almonds together, I thought this would be perfect!

And it was…For the most part. The cake was good. A really good chocolate cake. The buttercream? Not exactly. My plan was to separate each of the 2 layers, so I’d have 4, and then I’d just decorate the top somewhat simply. The buttercream had other ideas. I even used a candy thermometer but alas and alack, something didn’t combine the way it should’ve. I don’t know if the butter was too cold or what, but I beat the hell out of that frosting, and it remained semi-curdled:

The frosting tasted good, but I can tell it’s not how it’s supposed to be. This also makes me think I won’t be trying an Italian Meringue Buttercream any time soon!

Chocolate Cake

Yields 8-12

20 minPrep Time

35 minCook Time

55 minTotal Time

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Ingredients

  • 1 cup cocoa, plus more for dusting
  • 3/4 cup boiling water
  • 2 Tbsp. instant coffee powder
  • 1 cup milk, room temperature
  • 2 3/4 cups cake flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature, plus more for pan
  • 2 1/2 cups sugar
  • 1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
  • 4 large eggs, room temperature

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Butter two 8-by-2-inch round cake pans. Line with parchment paper. Butter the parchment, and dust with cocoa powder.
  2. In a small bowl, whisk cocoa. Combine the instant coffee and boiling water. Whisk it and milk into the cocoa and let cool. Sift together cake flour, baking soda, and salt. Set aside.
  3. Using a hand mixer, mix the butter in a large bowl until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Gradually add sugar and vanilla. Add the eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Pour in the cooled cocoa mixture. Mix with a wooden spoon until fully incorporated.
  4. Add the sifted dry ingredients to the chocolate mixture with the wooden spoon, until just combined. Pour the batter into the prepared pans (I measured about 3 & 3/4 C in each pan). Bake for 20 minutes, rotate the pans, and bake for an additional 15 minutes, until a cake tester comes out clean when inserted into the center.
  5. Remove the cakes from the oven, and allow to cool in pans for 15 minutes on a cooling rack. Remove cakes from pans, and invert onto a wire rack. Let cool completely, about 1 hour. Frost as desired.
Recipe Type: Dessert
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http://tramplingrose.com/2012/11/13/im-thirty-seven-im-not-old/

At least I have the pumpkin cupcakes. My mom told me that years ago, she tried making her own birthday cake, and it was a complete disaster. Her grandmother told her you’re not supposed to make your own birthday cake, so I guess I’ll have to keep that in mind for next year!

12 thoughts on ““I’m thirty-seven–I’m not old!”

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Wow, you are a baby!!! I could be your BiG sista! I am 52! FIVE-TWO! Enjoy your thirties!!! That cake looks awesome and I am SURE everyone was expecting you to bring something and you probably disappointed them all! ;-) I hope someone brings YOU something nice! Have a HAPPY DAY!!!
    • Haha-Thank you! I like to think that because I'm so immature, youth will remain on my side! :) Plus, I did get lucky with good genes--My mom doesn't look as old as she is, and I think I'm aging pretty well (all things considered)! And actually, yeah, I think there are a few disappointed folks, but a friend surprised me with flowers & a balloon, so that was nice!
  2. Hey, I'm 37 too. I feel dumb that it never occurred to ME to use that quote. (This is the first time in my life that I've wished my name was Dennis.)
    • I've been in love with Python since I was a teen *cough* many years ago! As for that cake...Well, it tasted a lot better than it looks! This is exactly why I stick to making so many cupcakes...I can't decorate an actual cake to save my life!
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